Siri: How can I help you?
Luna: Happy Hanukkah!
Siri: Wait…Hanukkah isn’t today, it’s on December 16!
(Siri must be referring to the first night of Chanukah next year.)
Luna: Happy Thanksgiving!
Siri: Happy Hanukkah!
P.S. I am not Jewish, okay? Even if it seems like I am. Actually I am Roman Catholic, but I just know a lot about religion.